Editorial: “The Joke’s On You”

The Central Health Authority of Kovastatan has just announced: “ Dear citizens of Kovastatan, we wish to inform you that your Green Pass has just expired. It is only good for six months. We did not think that the strength of the “Jab” would last longer than that and we were right. So we are asking you to Jab once again. Every six months for the rest of your life you will take the Jab or be excluded from Society. This is the law. You must comply.”

Commentary:

It is believed by some researchers that the six month jab routine is to keep the amount of Graphene Oxide in the body constant. If it turns out that the Jab is cumulative, the Health Authority will be able to  determine how many Jabulations are required to make the Graphene Oxide toxic. This experiment is being done for the greater good of humanity.

The Health Authority concludes their message: “We are sure that you will cooperate in this noble venture.”